Pure Epic Bump for whenever Machete shows up in theaters.
I'd rather we use this thread instead of the QT one.
Sure it makes more sense to just open a thread for RR but fuck we're always bringing up RR in the QT threads anyway so fuck it.

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She's the random nekkid hoo ha from the Machete film.
Nekkid chica: "Hey that looks like me."
It turns out that she's a singer or some shit but whatever whoo she has a nice butt.
BIIIZAUMP.

Topdrunkee wrote:
True Grave wrote:


I love the bit with the crooked cop, and Santa! Freaking genius!

Topdrunkee should be salivating by now...


LOL, those were actually my favorite parts of the trailer.
Crooked cop!? We're all crooked cops!!!
I also like the other part when a cop, forces some babe to get down on her knees & suck him off.
The cop unzips his pants & then, pop goes his fatass.
The Santa part was pure gold, because he's like a catholic priest.

Shit, imagine what a sequel would be like.
Hooker with a Flamethrower: Thou, shall burn in hell for ye sins

She'll look like a real life version of Motoko Kusanagi with brown, reddish black hair. Wearing that damn S & M suit she wears whenever she cyber jacks.


Hooker with a Flamethrower, best fucking idea for a movie ever.