I downloaded the movie off the internet.

You know what surprises me? The politics in Machete is moderate. In fact it actually tends to lean more to the right. It's only when Alba got tired of being fucked over by her superiors for not being White when she tried to present evidence of corruption within the government that I guess you could say is when the movie went "left".
I don't see how that's a problem though. What is she supposed to do just accept corruption because it's the "right" (fascist) thing to do?
It was all completely justified and even then the White characters felt like actual characters and not just one dimensional drones.
I was expecting the politics in Machete to be as hilariously one dimensional as The Expendables, 300, or practically anything that Frank Miller writes (All non whites are backstabbing savages. Even Jet Li in Expendables was a conniving money grubbing sore loser asshole and he was part of the good guys, LOL.)
but with brown sand nigga monkeys as the heroes and the Whites gods as villains.

When in actuality, Machete feels more like Golgo 13 the professional meets Conan the Barbarian.
He gets the chicks, cuts a few skulls and even leads a revolution exactly like Conan.
SO that got me wondering. AM I just seeing things or is Machete similar to Conan on purpose?
So I googled some shit and lo & behold, Machete is supposed to be mothafucking Conan.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/45169

I think that’s why I was continually drawn to Machete over the years, I always thought of Machete as my version of Frazetta’s CONAN. In fact, I have a bronze of Machete on my desk which you’ve seen where Machete’s standing in a classic Frazetta’s CONAN pose.

I find it funny how I'm practically one of the only people to have noticed the similarities beteen Conan & Machete.

Speaking of which I don't understand why everybody is deriding the politics in Machete. I was expecting typical simplified leftist bullshit like Avatar.
No instead what we got is a pretty well informed view of what the relations between United States and Mexico actually is like.
Basically the Mexican drug cartels are in cahoots with the American government. (Expendables also did the same exact thing. Difference is Stallone views the CIA as the bigger threat and the Mexicans as completely incompetent. Rodriquez portrays the cartels & certain officials within the American government as equally corrupt.)
What Fahey's character wanted is to build a berlin like wall between the borders of Mexico & the USA. Not because he wants to keep illegals out.
He simply wanted to control the supply & demand of drugs in order to maximize profits. Which is true. That's exactly how shit runs in real life. I don't see how the fuck this movie could be considered Marxist trash. That's as capitalist as it fucking gets.
Then again Expendables which is a throwback to Reagan era action films is also considered leftwing trash by some individuals simply because the main bad guys are the CIA.

I'm shocked by Robert, I had no idea that he was this self aware about the politics of the USA. It fucking cracks me up how everybody is calling this movie anti American when in reality RR is portraying everybody as a piece of trash.
Machete is actually more nihilist like a Conan flick rather than an ode to a specific political identity.

I'm having trouble trying to pinpoint anything that's remotely socialist outside of liberal norms such as women being portrayed as actual people, lol. (Watch any 80's action film you can think of. Every single one of them had heavy anti women themes except for Steven Seagal films which tend to be anti government.)

This is really just a case of angry White folks getting mad that a brown sand nigger is the lead character but he's killing White gods instead of other sand nigguhz.
This reminds me of a movie that Chow Yun Fat made awhile back where they couldn't get any funding for the film at first because the main bad guy was White. So they had to rewrite the script with an asian mobster as the main badguy in order to get Chow's film green lighted.
What's really happening here is that a bunch of closet racist mothafuckas who don't know jack shit about politics are angry as fuck that RR was able to get away with casting a sand nigga in the lead role of a film that does not worship White gods so now this certain group of people (Those who believe that they are the MASTER RACE.) are tying to cloud everybodies mind up by propagating Machete as some anti White communist marxist movie.
Which is fucking comical because I honestly do not see anything that's full blown liberal in Machete.
Other then the fact that the females & minority characters are portrayed as actual people rather than just simple target practice, lol.

This just really makes me hate America even more. A bunch of butt hurt MASTER RACE faggots are getting mad over a film that seems to hate the world of politics rather than siding with a specific left wing agenda.
There's nothing socialist ir anything exceedingly left wing about this film at all. It was politically centrist for the most part. (Then again isn't that what Obama is and he's considered as America's poster child for Socialism, lol. He's the Black Che Guevara, LOLLLLLLL DAMn the ignorance of Americans is driving me crazy.)

I don't think the people in this movie are calling for the extermination of white people*, unless there's something I don't know about all those white guys like De Niro.

He'd probably be considered a race traitor because he actually sides with the Mexicans during the end of the film.
Although the only reason why he does is because he's supposed to represent the slimy politician type. He only does so for his own survival.

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I really don't understand why people are saying that Machete has way too much exposition. I think what people mean to say is that they just wanted another porno like film such as The Expendables.
Instead what we got is a film that flows like a proper tribute to 70's exploitation. If you love Golgo 13 the Professional then you'll might love Machete.
Although I'd give the slight edge to Golgo 13 simply because his movie has much a better series of climatic battles.

Machete's final battle feels more like a Conan film where it's basically just him leading an army of illegals against the minute men.
The entire end battle plays out like a scene from a medieval fantasy movie. (Even the lowriders act as if they're horses with chariots.)

The final one & one duel with Seagal was disapointing but that was part of the joke. You'll know what I mean when you see the way he dies. It's fucking hilarious.
Seagal: I can kill you anytime I want. This, this don't mean shit."
(He has a machete stuck inside his gut but he's walking around perfectly normal because it doesn't hurt him one bit. He's mothafucking Steven Segal. Nobody kills STEVE!)
Is it mostly action, or do the story scenes take up a lot of the screen time? If the action's good, and is center stage, I'll see it

It's like a typical 70's exploitation film. So it's half action & half exposition.
I think you'll might like it though since I doubt that Machete's exposition would come off as Socialist Marxist Commie Jew shit to you.
Like I, you'd probably be as shocked as I am that the Machete film is actually coherent with its political views.
It's not the balls to the wall insanity Ninja Scroll flick that I was hoping for but it's a pretty damn good hybrid of Conan & Golgo 13 so that's good enough I guess.

Overall Machete is a good film with an actual plot and some insanely smart political commentary. (Hey it's smart compared to what I was expecting.)
I'm not sure whether I like Planet Terror or Machete more.
Planet Terror was fun from start to finish because the missing reel gag completely cuts off all the boring ass exposition.
Machete isn't nearly as fun as Planet Terror but I feel that the writing for the movie is good enough to stand on its own because it actually does feel like a 70's exploitation film. (Save for all the CG gore, lol.)
There's an actual plot going on that requires brains for people to be able to comprehend it.
See that's the problem with this film.
Machete is actually a smarter film than most of the retards calling it anti American give it credit for.
I was frigging expecting some Michael Moore lulz but the politics that's actually in Machete (Rather than what these far right fascist claim is in the movie.) is as I said surprisingly moderate.
RR's Machete makes fun of the Mexicans ("She" Guevara Viva la revolution) as much as it doss the Whites. (FUcked up American government.)


George Carlin was right about this cuntry. We're not the United States of America.
We're the United Wanks of America. If you say or do anything that doesn't portray the USA in a positive light you're automatically labeled as Liberal commie nigger jew Socialist Marxist revisionist.
What's sad is that Machete has one of the more realistic depictions of America that I've seen caught on film.
This is one of the only movies out there that shows you what America actually looks like. A multicultural hell hole.
This movie is not Anti White. It's not even pro Mexican.
RR is simply doing what any true artist does.
He holds the mirror of society straight to your fucking face and is unapologetic about the ugliness of your reflection.

Mexican communist nationalists? Do they exist?).

DUH! It was the MEXICAN SUPERPOWER who spread communism to the Chinese to begin with. (LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/board/thread/170175230?p=1
and all of Latin America, then intermarried with them, and so now we have people who are mixed race.

Shouldn't they be illegally invading Spain? Why the United States?

We fought Mexico when we were a small power and they were a super power. We bought territory from them.

What's the beef?

Shouldn't they hate Spain, or themselves?

Maybe that's why they are so messed up. The conquerers they hate are themselves.

You know it's kinda like how the Roman's created China & Japan. Too bad those beautiful formerly White settlements have their minds fucked by commie marxist propaganda. THOSE DAMN JEW- I MEAN MEXICANS!!
This was bound to open. Afterall the Chinese & the Japs are very small minded. They're only intelligent when copying the designs orginated by us, the MASTER RACE.

Sure some people (LIBERAL COMMIES GOD HATES FAGGOTS!) claim that it was actually the Chinks who created the paper that we the MASTER RACE write on but that's so obviously a Jewish conspiracy. It was the Romans in China who created paper, DUH! (Fucking Jews! WHy do you JEWs want be part of the MASTER RACE so bad, huh? You should just accept what you are and wha tyou are is not the MASTER RACE. Get that striaght into your fucking skull you fucking jews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
In any case, everybody knows it was those fucking Mexicans who were invading everybody, stealing all of their shit and then bestowing upon the conquered lands the virtuous ideals of communism becuase that's what colonist superpowers like Mexico do.